Like Hostess- chocolate cream cupcakes

Its always nice and terribly in vogue when lavish attention and generous shoutouts pour in to treats that're all the rage. Brought from ovens of eponymous bakeries and hotspots, the phenomena happensever so once in a while. Like, take for example, those doughnut- croissant hybrids  that have everyone and their mother talking, Time magazine calling them off as one of the world's greatest inventions. Crowds line up bright and early to grab one of only 300 of these food portmanteaus, everyday. Quite lofty and admirable, right? 

Is it attainable, the degree of hurrah? I don't know, but we may soon find out.

FYI, Today's piece is not about the cronut. We haven't reached that level of fancy yet.

While I may not ever set my alarm to 4 am to wait in line( don't quote me on that) for chef-made one-of kinds, there is one thing certain, I can reach a gracious level of happy when within five minutes I am able to pull up to my grocery/food warehouse/pharmacy, too, and score boxes of my alltime favorite goodie pack. And before you judge, people, mind you, I belong to a finickier lot, in the sense that only the best junk reaches my table, stuff I'm willing to put my name on line for. And so this junkie's confession goes.

I am, always have been and probably always will be obsessed with Hostess cupcakes, the snack cakes, reminiscent of an old school, mellower chocolate, slick cream centers and pullapart frosting that I've been fixated towards most of the several decades that be my life-and no, we are NOT counting. Oh, the quaint finish- in-5 double packs/ enoughmaybetoshare carton of 16 individual wraps, smitten I am, which possibly may be cause for the vertical position the Elliptical machine I climb assumes these days.

At this point, I believe I've made a bunch of you quite uncomfortable. Why here I am, the food purist (say what?), always harping on a wholesomeness and heartiness of Homemade and Handmade having the gall to profess such blasphemy. Before I further with this and have you leave ahead of my chance to redeem myself, let's take a look at what I've worked out for the future.

It was my 99 few quick searches and consequence of the 20 or more blogwanderings,  that brought me to the conclusion that those who did manage to replicate and fine tune something of this magnitude fared exceptionally well and with much élan. It left me very little room for doubt. Come next hour great kitchen craftiness was about to happen. Aah the excitement. Squeals. Happy dance. Even a Happy song.  *Clap along* Ahem...and I may or may not have been alone.

There is a certain je ne sais quoi about being able to riff elements to create a replica recipe that's so beloved to a general population. Though, I don't know if it may actually be the copycat that some wish to call it. There really is no match of  ingredients, with the exception of cocoa and sugar. Then, of course goes the the Story of the Several Unknowns involved in packaging and processing, my resolve is not to mention any of that here, as it goes against my coda, owing to the unwavering idée fixe I have over the Original.

Starting with a fantastically moist crumb, there are many levels of awesomeness in these incheshigh cakes. Smooth, fluffy marshmallowish buttered cream- why cant everything be marshmallow-added?- plumps perfectly within and goes on for a final squiggle adornment. Glossy ganache, granted with a half dark/half milk approach slicks over tops and lends to the glorious semihardened magic. This is an astoundingly good cupcake.

Don't let the vast range of  process and assembly deter you. And one word of advice, root on the side of patience, which in this case will ever err you no wrong. Once you know your capabilities in recreating and delivering a decidedly great show, straight from fluffy surprise middles to cream doodles, you'll definitely reach my same conclusion, the outcome far outshines the effort. 

Even if you're not a Hostess fan, this is your gift, one you'll be delighted to have, with enough empathy to now understand my plight of helplessness for years gone by, all the while dusting crumbs off your own stuffed cheeks.

In appearance and physique, it may be a knockoff. But even I, self professed, nonrelenting Hostess loyalist I've come to be, have accepted the fact that this homemade version definitely does take the cake.

    This is that cake recipe we use on most occasions calling for chocolate cake and has shown up in past stories. 

(Cake recipe adapted from Hersheys Perfectly Chocolate-chocolate Cake: filling adapted from foodandwine.com)

Ingredients:

For the cake~

• 2 cups sugar
• 1 ¾ cups all-purpose flour
• ¾ cup Hershey's Cocoa
• 1 ½ tsp baking powder
• 1 ½ tsp baking soda
• 1 tsp salt
• 2 eggs
• 1 cup milk
• ½ cup vegetable oil
• 2 tsp vanilla extract
• 1 cup boiling water

For the filling~

• 6 tbs unsalted butter, softened
• 1 ½ cups confectioners' sugar
• 3/4 cup marshmallow fluff
• 1 ½ tbsp heavy whipping cream

For the ganache icing:

• ½ cup heavy whipping cream
• 4 ounces semisweet chocolate chips
• 2 ounces milk chocolate chips
• 1 tbsb unsalted butter, softened

Directions:

To make the cupcakes~

• Preheat oven to 350°F
• Line 2  standard 12 cup muffin tins with paper liners. 
• Mix together sugar, flour, cocoa, baking powder, baking soda and salt in bowl of stand mixer or any large bowl.
• Add eggs, milk, oil and vanilla. Beat on medium speed either of stand mixer or with the hand mixer for 2 minutes. Turn off mixer. Stir in boiling water and incorporate with all ingredients with large spoon or ladle. (batter will be thin). 
• Divide batter evenly among lined muffin cups, about 2/3 of the way.
• Bake for 20-25 minutes, until toothpick inserted comes clean.
• Allow to cool completely before filling and frosting.

To make the filling~

• In the bowl of mixer, beat butter and sugar on low-medium speed. 
• Once blended, add marshmallow fluff, cream and increase the speed to medium-high and beat for an additional 1 to 2 minutes, or until light and fluffy. 
• Transfer the filling to a pastry bag fitted with a round 1/4-inch tip, and fill bag with all but 1/4 cup of the filling. Put the extra 1/4 cup in a pastry bag fitted with a smaller round tip or a ziploc with a tiny corner snipped and keep aside.  

To make the ganache icing~

• Pour the cream in a glass bowl. Bring to a boil in the microwave by cooking for 1 minute increments until it begins to bubble. Don’t let it boil over.
• Remove the hot cream from the microwave. Add in the chocolate and butter. Let stand covered for 1 minute, then open and stir with a spatula until chocolate is melted and smooth. If not, place back in the microwave and heat on 50% power for 20 seconds intervals until its blended and completely smooth. Set aside to cool and thicken for 10-15 minutes.

To assemble~

• Take the cupcakes, plunge tip end of larger filled pastry bag into the center of the cupcake. Press and fill roughly about 2 tablespoons full or just until you feel the cupcake swell. Repeat with remaining cupcakes.
• Dip the top of each filled cupcake into ganache, flip and set aside. Repeat with remaining. Allow icing to set, about 20 minutes.
• Take the smaller pastry bag/ziploc bag of filling and pipe a continuing squiggle across the top middle of each cupcake. 
• Place any remaining cupcakes in an airtight container and store in the refrigerator.

The hands of this diligent worker gets the job right.

Doll 'em up and customize. The pretty monograms brought much cheer to the schoolgoer duo of the house.

Easy peasy. A fill made breezy.

Glossy shiny and so good looking. You can't help but audition a few licks, you know just to test if its all right and so...

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A psalm so close to my heart~

Even when it seems like no one's there to help, assuage your fears, lessen your hurts, heal your pain. 

Christ is. Your help. Your anchor. Your healer. Your shield. Your savior. Lover of your soul.

"I lift up my eyes to the hills, from where will my help come? My help comes from the Lord, who made heaven and earth. He will not let your foot be moved; he who keeps you will not slumber. He who keeps Israel will neither slumber nor sleep. The Lord is your keeper; the Lord is your shade at your right hand. The sun shall not strike you by day, nor the moon by night." Psalm 121: 1-6